"...this is not our room."
"See? You are too drunk for this!"
"But you were the one that opened the portal!"
"...oh, yes. But I maintain that you are drunk."

"Are you two quite done?" Anyone else would have screamed in absolute terror, ran into the walls trying to run away, or at least make an attempt at modesty... but they were not anyone. They were ( Read more... )

I've noticed that each generation has a certain theme they like to draw upon when insulting their peers. Circa 1915, it was one's manliness.

No names (and they're not all the same X, Y, and Z); I am no good at remembering them, but have a few quotes that amused me during the day.

( He cannot be. )

Whether it be V Day or Lunar New Year, I hope you're having/had a good one.

As for myself?

( I spread goodwill all over the world! )

This was doodled a while ago, but I've only just found it in my book now. In an odd, yet somewhat predictable sort of twist, Jon and Gabe are creeping me out a little (in a good way but it's still probably better not to think too much about how they came to be or how they function/ed. I've only realised that Gabe probably is an impressive sort of ( Read more... )

( I like to wonder where his other half is... )

It was supposed to be related to bacteriology, but this is what came out instead. Now I have to spend tonight actually studying.

Extremely tongue-in-cheek (but when I become a professional Derailed Female Author, I'll have to have a very srz attitude about my fiction) because nothing compares to taking the piss out of something you love. Please don' ( Read more... )